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Bill Bryson Quotes

The world at night, for much of history, was a very dark place indeed Picture Quote #1

You can be a scientist and believe in god: the two can go hand in hand Picture Quote #1

I come from Des Moines. Someone had to Picture Quote #1

I come Des Moines. Somebody had to Picture Quote #1

We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls Picture Quote #1

I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to Picture Quote #1

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I could spend my life arriving each evening in a new city Picture Quote #1

I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I’ve never been before Picture Quote #1

The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn’t get much better than this Picture Quote #1

Cheapness is a great virtue Picture Quote #1

Energy is liberated matter, matter is energy waiting to happen Picture Quote #1

It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron Picture Quote #1

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Isn´t it strange how wealth is always wasted on the rich? Picture Quote #1

Life just wants to be; but it doesn’t want to be much Picture Quote #1

Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead Picture Quote #1

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it Picture Quote #1

99.99 percent of all species that have ever lived are no longer with us Picture Quote #1

In my day, the principal concerns of university students were sex, smoking dope, rioting and learning. Learning was something you did only when the first three weren’t available Picture Quote #1

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Excuse me, but I have to say this. You are more stupid than a paramecium Picture Quote #1

Houses aren’t refuges from history. They are where history ends up Picture Quote #1

I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on Earth Picture Quote #1

Still, I never really mind bad service in a restaurant. It makes me feel better about not leaving a tip Picture Quote #1

I just use my life story as a kind of device on which to hang comic observations. It’s not my interest or instinct to tell the world anything pertinent about myself or my family Picture Quote #1

Tell me, did they specify asshole on the job description or did you go on a course? Picture Quote #1

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Taxonomy is described sometimes as a science and sometimes as an art, but really it’s a battleground Picture Quote #1

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age Picture Quote #1

English is full of booby traps for the unwary foreigner. Any language where the unassuming word fly signifies an annoying insect, a means of travel, and a critical part of a gentleman’s apparel is clearly asking to be mangled Picture Quote #1

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The world at night, for much of history, was a very dark place indeed (Bill Bryson Quotes) You can be a scientist and believe in god: the two can go hand in hand (Bill Bryson Quotes) I come from Des Moines. Someone had to (Bill Bryson Quotes) I come Des Moines. Somebody had to (Bill Bryson Quotes) We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls (Bill Bryson Quotes) I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to (Bill Bryson Quotes) I could spend my life arriving each evening in a new city (Bill Bryson Quotes) I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I’ve never been before (Bill Bryson Quotes) The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn’t get much better than this. (Bill Bryson Quotes) Cheapness is a great virtue (Bill Bryson Quotes) Energy is liberated matter, matter is energy waiting to happen (Bill Bryson Quotes) It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron (Bill Bryson Quotes) Isn´t it strange how wealth is always wasted on the rich? (Bill Bryson Quotes) Life just wants to be; but it doesn’t want to be much (Bill Bryson Quotes) Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead (Bill Bryson Quotes) There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it (Bill Bryson Quotes) 99.99 percent of all species that have ever lived are no longer with us (Bill Bryson Quotes) In my day, the principal concerns of university students were sex, smoking dope, rioting and learning. Learning was something you did only when the first three weren’t available (Bill Bryson Quotes) Excuse me, but I have to say this. You are more stupid than a paramecium (Bill Bryson Quotes) Houses aren’t refuges from history. They are where history ends up (Bill Bryson Quotes) I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on Earth (Bill Bryson Quotes) Still, I never really mind bad service in a restaurant. It makes me feel better about not leaving a tip (Bill Bryson Quotes) I just use my life story as a kind of device on which to hang comic observations. It’s not my interest or instinct to tell the world anything pertinent about myself or my family (Bill Bryson Quotes) Tell me, did they specify asshole on the job description or did you go on a course? (Bill Bryson Quotes) Taxonomy is described sometimes as a science and sometimes as an art, but really it’s a battleground (Bill Bryson Quotes) There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age (Bill Bryson Quotes) English is full of booby traps for the unwary foreigner. Any language where the unassuming word fly signifies an annoying insect, a means of travel, and a critical part of a gentleman’s apparel is clearly asking to be mangled (Bill Bryson Quotes)